QUALIFYING SUPREME

English Literature Undergrad. 20. Working on being as creative as I think I am.
Not as late as Dominos. 

Not as late as Dominos. 

(via blckfrida)

chuckhistory:

So regal.

They have lazer eyes. Regal bearly come close to this. 

chuckhistory:

So regal.

They have lazer eyes. Regal bearly come close to this. 

(Source: vaqume)

Random thought #4727

politicalprof:

No statement that starts with the phrase, “I’m not a racist, but …” (or, I’m not a sexist, but… or a homophobe, but, or … or … or …) can possibly end well for you. 

Really. There’s no way to save yourself. Delete your keyboard dribblings and start again. Or, better, walk away.